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My Uncle Clarence could not stand the taste of iced tea, but around our house, it was a staple.  When I was younger, I'd be the one tasked with fixing up a pot of tea... boil the water, add tea bags and let it steep, a big scoop of sugar and finish topping off the gallon jar with water.  Later, after my Dad died, I'd just brew the tea and add water - no point in wasting time on the sugar... too much trouble.

But Clarence didn't like tea in any way, shape, or form.  He'd gag if he sipped it.  Once when he was feeling sick, and took some Nyquil (another item which made him gag), I quickly handed him a largish glass and said, "Here, have some Pepsi to wash it down...".  He gratefully took a big gulp of it, and alas... it was iced tea, instead.  I think it ended up all over the kitchen as he spit it out rather quickly.

As I sit here, thinking on those days, I can remember a time when I would try new things... Weird things.  Sometimes, it would be a contest between myself and my brother, Ted, and Clarence, to see who could out-gross the other.  It went from the fairly painless, like ketchup and mustard sandwiches, or bologna with ketchup and mustard, to more sickening mixes, such as iced tea and milk... (That's one of my few concoctions that actually got wasted... I usually ate/drank what I came up with).  Mom didn't like for us to waste things, so for the most part, whatever we fixed, we ate, or drank.  

As far as sandwiches go, I have made peanut butter and bologna, or peanut butter and jelly with bologna, or many other variations...  I don't suggest that everyone try these things - I was a teenager, as was my brother, and our uncle was a teenager at heart, and we'd just push the edge as much as possible to try and out-do each other.

Jump ahead a few years, when I moved to Pennsylvania, we stopped at an Amish roadside market one day, and bought some traffic jam.  Yummmm... Unlike the disgusting sandwich ingredients of old, this traffic jam was made up of various berries (strawberries, raspberries, blackberries, blueberries, etc), and was actually VERY tasty.  Another Amish-made item was the marshmallow-peanut butter.  Mix that with traffic jam and you've got a tasty sandwich indeed.

But one thing I've never, ever tried... is Paper Jam.
Paper Jam - a two word challenge from gather.com ... thought I'd share it here, too.... ;p The challenge was to use a pair of words (this week's choices are below):

chipped teacup
broken chair
paper jam
fluent tongue
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greycanbehappy Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2010
May I download this?
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Blueskye27 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
A nice nostalgic quality to this piece.
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arkansawyer Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
Haha.. Thanks. Gather.com is full of interesting groups - including the one "two word challenge" that I originally wrote this for...
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vandalises Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2007   Photographer
Ewww, bologna ALONE is disgusting. :giggle:
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arkansawyer Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
Hahahaha... :D nothing like Oscar Meyer...

Up here in PA, though, they don't consider that bologna.. here's it's the summer sausage - type stuff that they call bologna... :D
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vandalises Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2007   Photographer
Wait, what? :( Summer sausage is DELICIOUS though. Bologna isn't. :faint:
I'm confused.... :lmao:
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arkansawyer Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
Hahaha... people in PA look at us funny when we say bologna is O-S-C-A-R M-E-Y-E-R ... they say that's NOT bologna... :)
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Helens-Serendipity Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
Well execuited :clap:
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arkansawyer Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you!
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llcountrygirl Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2007
:) I remember you used to mix different types of kool-aids all the time. YUCK!!
Brings back fond memories.
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arkansawyer Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
well... we (as in a lot of school kids I'd think) used to like making suicide drinks... that is, mixing all the flavors from a soda fountain. Now, I do believe the drug store used to actually sell that as a drink...
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llcountrygirl Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2007
:)
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pugluvr Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2007
You're a great writer ;)
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arkansawyer Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
Why thank you... It means a lot... :hug:
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pugluvr Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2007
You're very welcome :hug:
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djberry Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2007   Photographer
Nice!
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arkansawyer Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks! :D
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eskimoblueboy Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
You did a great job working paper jam into an neat story. YAY!!!
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arkansawyer Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks! :dance:
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eskimoblueboy Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
You're welcome!
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Buble Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Enjoyable readings for the early morning!:trophy: your stories always make me feel good...... sort of brings me to a time a place where life was less complicated.. and the :pray:blessings in life were recognized as food on the table, joy in laughter, :laughing:and a roof over one's head!
Keep em coming J :heart: and when you do bring out the first book .. Im:#1: no 1 customer!!! :smooch: :sun: :rose:
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arkansawyer Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks!! now I gotta find time for reading!!! :)
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Buble Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If I could give you some.. Id send it over! :glomp:
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Ohno-moment Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2007
The Amish actually called it Traffic Jam?
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:iconarkansawyer:
arkansawyer Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
Well, THOSE Amish did. I haven't seen it anywhere else though... maybe they thought it was cute. ;p
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Ohno-moment Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2007
what do the Amish know about traffic
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arkansawyer Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
if you've ever been on Rt 30 out of Lancaster to Paradise and Gap any time of day during tourist season, you'll know about traffic jams... ;p
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Ohno-moment Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2007
if you've ever been on the nj turnpike going into nyc at rush hour, you will know what traffic jam is
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arkansawyer Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
Point taken. :)
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Gamerpanda Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
They were making fun of us, I bet!

Very nice story. I enjoy reading about people's past. ^___^
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